I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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