At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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