One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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