Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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