Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Come over? It's my birthday

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

How many times has that text failed you tonight?

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(253): View more from Washington

I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.

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(360): View more from Washington

I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.

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(440): View more from Ohio

New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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(217): View more from Illinois

I will never swim in a flooded basement again..

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they're like a gay fantastic four

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night

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