Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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