Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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