She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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