Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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