i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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