I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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