She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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