Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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