White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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