bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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