Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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