i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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