I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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