sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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