Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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