did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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