what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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