Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
love makes seman taste better
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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