ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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