If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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