I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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