Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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