Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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