I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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