mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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