I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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