Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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