So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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