it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I party with great urgency now.
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