no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I need moral support for this bender
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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