Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
