I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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