She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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