i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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