Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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