I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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