yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize