I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
should my penis look like a turkey
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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