so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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