We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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