idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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