? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Porn is love you can see.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
