i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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