I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We left the knife in your bed.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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