i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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