On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
from now on my penis is your penis
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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