She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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