Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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