How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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